Friday, August 31, 2012

Robbed and Beaten by Teen Bikers - Pattaya People


On Saturday, the Pattaya Police Deputy Suppressing Inspector Pol. Capt. Somchai Chai-ka-na-nu-goon were called to deal with a robbery on Sukhumvit Road, opposite Tesco Lotus South Pattaya. The victim was Mr. Sataporn Guntahn, aged 23 from Na Jomtien. He had been beaten up, with his face badly bruised, and was waiting on the side of the roadby his motorcycle, which had been hit in the back.

Mr. Sataporn stated that he stopped to buy some food along the side of the road, and parked his motorcycle on the curb. While he was selecting his meal, a gang over 20 teens on many motorcycles along, and one of them crashed into his motorcycle and fell onto the road.

Mr. Sataporn ran to help them, and get his motorcycle off the ground, but then the whole gang stopped and started beating him up for his money and belongings.

They left as fast as they came, with his wallet containing 700 baht, ID and his mobile phone. The police network was alerted, but no such gang was found. Further investigations started immediately.

Monday, August 27, 2012

THE FROG PRINCE in Pattaya survives yet another day

The world seems to be full of stories about young girls who help frogs who then turn out to be princes.Well I don't quite think this story qualifies as one of those as it is set here in Pattaya and most of the girls in Pattaya would rather eat the frog then help it in any way.

I presume they have never heard of the frog prince story so they rather deep-fry it together with a couple of grasshoppers and enjoy the instant gains of having a full belly. In this case it seems none of the above applies. Through a stroke of luck the frog in the below picture survived not only being kicked and almost run over by the cars on Pattaya Beach road but also the ever hungry (or so it seems as they always seem to be asking for 20 baht for food) Thai ladies on beach road. I have seen Farangs that didn't achieve this state of longevity in Pattaya so how the little frog did it I am not sure. Anyway it was seen hopping towards Walking Street only a couple of days ago.




Good luck to you Buddy sadly I think it likely that the skulk of ladyboys down that way will be the end of you :)
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skulk - verb (from Dictionary.co)
to lie or keep in hiding, as for some evil reason: The thief skulked in the shadows.
OR
The panther skulked through the bush.
OR
British . to shirk duty; malinger.
AND
as a Noun - a pack or group of foxes.
 

Sunday, August 26, 2012

LADYBOY joy in Pattaya

Look at the silicon bum on that ladyboy, must have cost some farang idiot a fortune
Look at this ladyboy - I dont really go for ladyboys at all but look at the silicone bum on that thing. It was walking towards Mixx disco with a farang guy and what appeared to be a farang lady (look at here small bum compared to the katoeys appendage). Talking about these in between creatures and bloody annoying thing happened last night as well.
While walking home along beach road a number of ladyboys approached me (in the area just between Royal garden and the 7/11 near walking street - where the little round benches are) and started shouting at me. Knowing I am not the most handsome guy (although not all that bad) I presumed they where just upset at me not wanting to go with them (or even wanting to talk to them) but lo and behold it started to get worse for no reason. May be because they are such ugly creatures in that area they had no customer for a while or couldn't even pickpocket a couple of farang that day Anyway, some of them took their high heeled shoes off and were about to turn my face into a swiss cheese. Luckily for me some old Thai lady came along and told them to leave me alone I was an alright guy and had not done anything. Good luck for me ... and thank you old lady. As much as the ladyboys here are stuffed up some of the thai people are genuinely nice. The tourist police aren't any help as they seem to be into picking on farangs and hookers (to get some freebies I suppose and have been told) but they leave the Yabba dealers and pick pocketing A-hole ladyboys alone. What a place to be - I love it. Corruption and injustice rulez forever. When I grow up I wanna become a tourist police guy and be able to get freebies.