LADYBOY joy in Pattaya

Look at the silicon bum on that ladyboy, must have cost some farang idiot a fortune

Look at this ladyboy - I dont really go for ladyboys at all but look at the silicone bum on that thing. It was walking towards Mixx disco with a farang guy and what appeared to be a farang lady (look at here small bum compared to the katoeys appendage). Talking about these in between creatures and bloody annoying thing happened last night as well.
While walking home along beach road a number of ladyboys approached me (in the area just between Royal garden and the 7/11 near walking street - where the little round benches are) and started shouting at me. Knowing I am not the most handsome guy (although not all that bad) I presumed they where just upset at me not wanting to go with them (or even wanting to talk to them) but lo and behold it started to get worse for no reason. May be because they are such ugly creatures in that area they had no customer for a while or couldn't even pickpocket a couple of farang that day Anyway, some of them took their high heeled shoes off and were about to turn my face into a swiss cheese. Luckily for me some old Thai lady came along and told them to leave me alone I was an alright guy and had not done anything. Good luck for me ... and thank you old lady. As much as the ladyboys here are stuffed up some of the thai people are genuinely nice. The tourist police aren't any help as they seem to be into picking on farangs and hookers (to get some freebies I suppose and have been told) but they leave the Yabba dealers and pick pocketing A-hole ladyboys alone. What a place to be - I love it. Corruption and injustice rulez forever. When I grow up I wanna become a tourist police guy and be able to get freebies.